There Literally Wasn’t A Woman In The Entire Netherlands Good Enough To Beat A Man For Miss Universe Netherlands

Sorry, ladies. We are simply not good enough. We cannot compare to men, no matter what we do. Men will always be better than us at everything, even things that are exclusively female, apparently.

In a completely unsurprising announcement, a man has won Miss Universe Netherlands, which will send him to the Miss Universe pageant and competition in El Salvador. Because there apparently wasn’t a single woman in the entire country good enough to beat out a man for the title. And what are the chances that a man will win the entire Miss Universe competition and prove that there literally isn’t a woman in the entire universe good enough to beat out a man for the title?

I’m sure his win was entirely merit-based and was in no way influenced by the overt and subliminal threatening messaging coming from the radical left about men being the ideal women. I’m sure the judges didn’t even consider the social backlash they might face if they chose a woman over a man pretending to be a woman. I’m sure he was just that much better than every other woman there and every other woman in the country. After all, what are women other than “menstruaters” and “birthing people.” All we’re good for is bleeding and breeding. Might be a tough pill to swallow, but don’t you dare gag on it or you’re a violent and hateful bigot.

Oh, and yes, Trump is the one who let trans competitors into the Miss Universe competition. Just including that because it’s a relevant social and political issue to consider.