Gavin Newsom Stumbles Onto Chinese Kid While Playing Basketball

Wearing dress shoes on the court was your first mistake, my guy.

Well, I guess being in office in the first place is the primary issue here…

But wait, there’s more!

While Gavin Newsom pretends to enjoy playing basketball with a bunch of children during an obvious photo-op, he slips, trips, and falls, resulting in Newsom completely tackling a Chinese kid in the middle of the court.

He doesn’t stop there.

He laughs and smiles from ear-to-ear, embraces the Chinese kid in his lap, then proceeds to spank him several times before actually getting up.

…the way I would be completely mortified if I so much as ACCIDENTALLY brushed by a kid’s butt…

But here’s Newsom, full palm-to-cheek contact.

Way to make an embarrassing situation exponentially worse.

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